BREAKING (SATIRICAL): Nebraska Star Alexis Markowski “Signs” $50 Million Microsoft Deal, Donates Millions Back to Community
In a mock scenario that has social media buzzing, Nebraska women’s basketball sensation Alexis Markowski is at the center of a satirical whirlwind after a fictional headline claimed she had inked a $50 million endorsement deal with Microsoft. The post also claimed she donated $20 million back to the Huskers program and $10 million to a local orphanage — an almost fairytale narrative that captured hearts but raised eyebrows.
Though clearly exaggerated, the viral post sparked discussion about the value of female athletes in the NIL (Name, Image, Likeness) era. Markowski, a standout forward and team leader, has become a symbol of grit and performance in Lincoln, helping raise the profile of Nebraska’s women’s basketball program.
While her real NIL earnings have not been publicly disclosed, it’s safe to say no current women’s basketball player — not even stars like Caitlin Clark or Angel Reese — have approached such numbers. Still, the idea of Markowski commanding such a deal reflects the growing respect and commercial opportunities in women’s sports.
Fans flooded social media with praise, wishing the news were true. “She deserves every bit of it,” one commenter posted. Others joked that Microsoft may want to “get ahead of the game” by investing in athletes like Markowski early.
Though the claim is fictional, it has renewed calls for better exposure and financial opportunities for women in college athletics — and it’s reminded fans how beloved athletes like Markowski have become in their communities.
