Duke Players Will Use “Telekinesis” to Win NCAA Tournament
In what is being called the “most innovative strategy of the decade,” Duke’s players have secretly been training in the ancient art of telekinesis to enhance their on-court performance. Sources claim that during practice sessions, players have been able to make basketballs levitate, control the trajectory of shots, and even move their opponents with nothing but their minds. Experts are skeptical, but Duke’s chances of winning the next tournament are said to be “off the charts.”
